SALES TANKING? I HELP STOP THE BLEED AND TURN YOUR FUNNEL BACK INTO a CASH MACHINE.

Where's the pain?

You Don’t Need Another Agency. You Need a Funnel Surgeon.

Another agency isn’t the answer. How many more will you try before you realize they’re not getting to the root of the problem?

Here’s the truth: Your funnel isn’t just "underperforming"it’s broken. And only a Funnel Surgeon can fix it.

Forget vague suggestions.

The Funnel X-Ray is a FREE, 5-minute diagnostic that reveals exactly where your sales funnel is bleeding and how to stop it.

🔍 Where leads are dropping off

🔍 Why conversions have tanked

🔍 What steps you need to fix it


Stop wasting time with surface-level fixes. Take the Funnel X-Ray now and get real answers from an expert.

Hey, I'm MALISSA

I spent 20 years rocking the corporate marketing world before leaving the 9-to-5 grind to pursue my true passion: being your Funnel Surgeon. I specialize in helping driven business owners diagnose and repair broken sales funnels, transforming frustrations into fast wins.

As your Funnel Surgeon, my mission is to help fierce entrepreneurs like you transform your business into a powerhouse that serves both your dreams and your clients. Ready to make some magic happen? Let’s do this!

How I help you

transform your passion into a powerful sales machine.

Whether your funnel is leaking revenue, your marketing strategy feels stagnant, or you need a compelling brand identity to capture leads, we’ve got you covered. As Funnel Surgeon, we’ll guide you through every step, diagnosing the issues, fixing the leaks, and ensuring your business not only stands out but thrives.

RECENT WORK

Case Studies

conversion triage

Provided a comprehensive report that included a step-by-step breakdown of the funnel stages, highlighting specific areas for improvement.

funnel repair & optimization

Introduced A/B testing for subject lines and content, leading to a new average open rate of 30%

ongoing funnel maintenance

Integrated new marketing automation tools to enhance user experience and increase customer retention.

OUR SERVICES

// 01

Funnel X-Ray

Once we know what’s broken, it’s time to fix it. Our Funnel X-Ray service focuses on implementing the strategies needed to turn your funnel back into a revenue-generating machine.

// 02

Conversion Triage

When your sales funnel is underperforming, the first step is diagnosing the problem. Our Conversion Triage service offers a deep dive analysis of your existing funnel to identify where leads are dropping off and conversions are stalling.

// 03

Lead Resuscitation

Your leads have gone cold, and your database is sitting dormant. But that doesn’t mean they’re lost. Just like a skilled surgeon revives a patient, our Lead Resuscitation Program is designed to breathe life back into inactive leads and bring them back into your sales funnel.

client love

Image

Before working with Malissa, my marketing efforts felt scattered and ineffective.

Malissa and her team crafted a clear, targeted strategy that has completely transformed my business. My engagement and sales have never been better!

- SARAH

Image

Malissa's expertise in building sales funnels and automations was a game-changer for my business.

I can now focus on my passion while my automated systems consistently bring in revenue.

- MARY

Image

Malissa and her team have set me up for incredible success.

This has been the best decision for my business. I now have a solid marketing strategy to a magnetic brand and seamless sales funnels.

- ELISE

Image

I struggled to create a brand that truly represented me and attracted the right clients.

Malissa helped me build a powerful, magnetic brand that resonates with my audience. Now, I stand out and confidently attract my ideal clients.

- JESSICA

booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now Book

booking 2025 // now booking 2025 // now

Browse services

free resource

Funnel X-RAY

5-minute tool that shows you exactly why your funnel isn’t converting

When your funnel breaks and sales slump, I step in to get cash flowing again—fast.

© MALISSA THORPE 2024

LEGAL NOTICES | SITE CREDIT